____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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