He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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