What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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