walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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