Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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