think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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