yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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