you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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