his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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