Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i think i just lost a toe
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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