just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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