# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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