He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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