My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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