Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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