Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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