Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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