Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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