I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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