4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Randomize
