Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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