I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I yelled at your uterus for you.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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