Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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