think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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