I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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