discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Randomize
