I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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