got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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