singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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