So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
dude. I can hear the air.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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WHICH HOTEL??
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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