Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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