haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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