I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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