You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
where am i from again
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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