I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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