plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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