And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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