32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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