She's JV to your varsity
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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