You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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