did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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