I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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