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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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