it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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