So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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