let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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