im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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