I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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