I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
