I accidentally had phone sex last night
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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