Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My cat gives me a boner
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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