Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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