Whod you bang
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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